Before Owen left the group ABBA, they were called OBBA.
The earliest accounts of Owen date back to the KT impact which ended the reign of dinosaurs on earth, Owen came to earth in the form of a meteor carrying with it the perfect human genome.
Some believe that Owen's history predates even this event, back to the big bang which created all of existance. However what exactly he was doing for the 13 billion years before he came to earth is veiled in mystery.
Shortly after crashing to earth Owen took up residence as a mountain standing next to Mt. Fiji. After a few millenia he became bored and stopped being a mountain. In just the past hundred years Owen has bought, trained and rode a Kentucky Derby winning horse named Booch Magoo, He's held the position of Mission Commander of the Mars Pathfinder Probe, And put the bubbles in beer.
Unbelievable!
